The average person spends almost two years and a half of their lifetime in the bathroom. Either cleaning or taking care of other bodily functions. A bathroom is a busy place in any home. However, it doesn’t have to be a boring hole to spend time wishing you were doing something else. For many, the bath happens to be a place of contemplation, inspiration and perspiration. It really does depend on what you are using it for.
Below we listed some of the most practical, silly, functional and just downright unusual items for your bathroom. Even if you don’t spend much time in yours, these weird bathroom products will keep you entertained at the very least.
Runny Nose Soap Dispenser
Let’s begin by pointing out that any time you can mount something on the inside of a shower enclosure, it’s a good thing. That’s because you are saving a lot of work and frustration from the person taking a shower. With this in mind, a soap dispenser is one of the most useful items you can put inside your shower. This particular one is meant to be funny as it is the shape of a large nose. When soap is dispensed, it looks like the nose is running. Sure, for some this may not be all that funny, but for others, it is meant to be a gag. We think it’s a riot!
Galaxy Soap Bars
When you look deep into one of these Galaxy Soap Bars you can see Mars. Some of them show the International Space Station. Yet others appear to have forgotten to include Planet Earth. Okay, were just joking. Each of these stunning pieces of artwork displays the galaxy in a way you would never have imagined possible – on a bar of soap. Well, more accurately IN a bar of soap. By the way, the soap also functions very well as just that – soap. We thought we’d mention that in case that was a deal breaker for you. The galaxy and soap that works!
Colour Changing Bloody Bath Mat
Remember feeling kind of queasy after dinner? You weren’t too sure if it was the main course or the dessert but something was not agreeing with your system about an hour later. After your digestive system settled down, you felt it was time for a nice warm shower to help you to relax. What you didn’t expect was the bloody footprints you left on your shower mat as you exited. Call it one of those nasty pranks that can only be played at a certain time of the year. We consider it a lot of fun and that’s why we have a Bloody Color Changing Bath Mat at home.
Human Fetus Soap
Any idea what you would do with a Human Fetus Soap in your hands? Hopefully you’d be careful not to drop it but hopefully you’d use it like soap. After all, that is what it was designed to be used for. The human fetus design is an added feature to more or less play the role of an educational tool. Aside from the life lesson you can scare into your daughter with one of these, the whole idea is to have a unique looking soap available for use in your home. If you end up helping Planned Parenthood indirectly well, everyone wins!
Screenholder Shower Curtain
Too busy to shut off that game of video poker? Time for a shower and to get ready for work? Well, with the Screenholder Shower Curtain you can multitask in ways you’ve never been able to before. The shower curtain has pockets that will fit and hold your laptop computer, tablet, smartphone and any other gadget you need to have access to when you are in the shower. It’s a brave new world and with technology spinning so fast you need some way to keep in touch – even when showering. This product is going to change your morning routine instantly!
Severed Fingers Soap Bars
You can’t have a functioning bathroom without soap. The exact type of soap is entirely up to you. However, there is nothing that says you can’t use something that resembled dismembered fingers as a trick soap. So, that is very likely why you can find these Creepy Finger Soap Bars on this website. They are not only a tad on the scary side, they also perform a valuable public service – they are actually bars of soap. Don’t let anyone tell you differently. When you feel like giving someone the finger, why not do it this way? It’s a lot cleaner!
Shower Foot Scrubber
We’re not suggesting that you are lazy, but you know, sometimes we all need something to help us do a task better. If it hints at us being less than proactive about it, so what. This item is just one example of how you can get a job done without having to use a lot of extra energy. The Shower Foot Scrubber sits in your shower and you insert one foot at a time and scrub away. There are a gazillion brushes built into the thing that scrape away dirt, grime and whatever else tends to stick to your feet. And you don’t have to bend over to do it!
Toilet Mini-Golf Set
Going to the toilet couldn’t be any more fun than it is with this Toilet Mini-Golf set. Well, that is, unless you keep scoring a hole in one each time you take a seat. Aside from that, spending time in the bathroom needed a little boost and with this great little game, you get a chance to improve your game as you improve your aim. There’s no better combination known to exist in the sports world. With a little extra practice you’ll eventually be flush with pride and be ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way and can be solved when putting.
EZ-Load Toilet Paper Holder
Here’s a problem that every bathroom has encountered at least once in the past week if not in the past hour. It has everything to do with how the toilet paper comes off of the toilet roll. Plus, whether or not is should be folded or just left to drape over. Regardless of which side of that argument you support, you can get around it with this creatively designed EZ-Load Toilet Paper Holder. Let’s just say it gives you another option that could be the answer to the argument in your household. Try it and see how EZ this is to use!