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To call the Bogeyman Egg Separator a handy kitchen gadget is sort of like saying the Titanic was a tugboat. Both have been grossly underestimated and in the case of this nose yolk separator, the word gross applies in more ways than one. The design is what really makes this kind of gross, kind of fun and a whole lot less messy than trying to remove the egg white from the yolk the old-fashioned way. So, we have to admit that this gadget does serve some sort of higher purpose.
We are also not going to be shy and go ahead a refer to this as simply a snot-nose egg separator, which should paint a fairly good picture for you of what to expect when you crack a raw egg inside and let it do its magic. It’s actually really simple to use: as once you break the egg and drop it inside, all you have to do is lean the tool forward slightly and the whites will begin to run out the separator through the nostrils of the face that is designed into the apparatus.
It’s essentially an egg separator that gets the nickname of a snot-nose gadget just by the way the egg whites will run, ooze, drip and otherwise drip out of the nose part. We warned you that it would be somewhat on the gross side, but if you can overlook the visual, you have to admit it is a pretty funny way to start your day if you’re separating yolks from whites for a smoothie or some other breakfast goodie that you have to prepare in such a manner.
This gross, but highly functional nose-shaped separator is made of a ceramic material, which is best hand washed in warm soapy water for top results. It also makes a great gift (seriously) for that intense foodie on your shopping list. If they ever get the courage to use the Bogeyman Egg Separator, they may actually find it funny or at least a little bit amusing. And really, who wouldn’t want to have at least a little bit of fun while toiling in the kitchen making food for others to enjoy?