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Be sure the Donald Trump Pen Holder is the perfect gag gift for your unbearable Republican friend! Made of high-quality material, this office accessory doubles as a funny paperweight or even triples as a bookend.
Not only Dump-a-Trump makes America’s desks great again, but he’s also a HUUUGE asset when it comes to the gaping hole in his backside. This unusual product is perfect for storing pens, pencils, rolled up thousand dollar bills… or even something you might want to hide from the CIA. Make a statement by featuring it on your desk at work, so all of your employees know that you mean business, and that’s not fake news! No bad persons allowed when this beauty is in the room, protecting your favorite writing instrument.
The Trump likeness is so absurdly realistic, you might actually find it sneaking into your room at night trying to take your phone so it can log on to Twitter and post status updates. Tweets might include things like, “Spent all day with a number two pencil jammed in my rear – rude!” or “My backside won’t take a backseat to any other pen holder!”
Don’t miss this chance to own a piece of history. Don’t worry, the Donald Trump Pen Holder won’t help make the real one any richer – the last thing he needs is more cash.